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First Look at "Indy 4"

May 18, 2008 4:09 PM

It doesn’t suck! It doesn’t soar! It’s ordinary!

I just saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull an hour ago. A full review will follow later. For now, hear this: Harrison Ford can still rock a fedora and bullwhip like nobody’s business as the globe-trotting archaeologist Indiana Jones, but there’s something off and smugly old-fartish about the fourth chapter in the Indy franchise. Everything looks raided from the lost ark of the three previous Indy hits. What’s worse is that after a smashing opener involving Ford’s Indy getting captured by Russians in Nevada, circa 1957, the film starts piling on atomic subplots as if every new detail could earn extra credit.

It’s a cliché overload. After nineteen years of wrangling between producer George Lucas and director Steven Spielberg to craft just the right script for Indy 4, they came up with this? By midpoint, the movie starts to play like National Treasure meets the X-Files, and I mean neither comparison as a compliment. Luckily, Ford, 65, is in fine, feisty fettle. And he has scrappy fun mixing it up with Shia LaBeouf, who is terrific as Mutt, the biker kid who joins Indy on a mission to find the Crystal dildo or whatever the hell it is. “What are you, like, eighty?” asks Mutt, an insult he has to eat after a motocycle chase that shows gramps still has what it takes. It’s also good seeing Karen Allen return as Marion Ravenwood, Mutt’s mom and Indy’s love in the unbeatable Raiders of the Lost Ark. Some have hinted Mutt might be Indy’s kid. Ya think? Cate Blanchett goes butch as Russian military scientist Irina Spalko with an accent that conjures up Rocky and Bullwinkle more than the desired menace. And how many computer-generated prairie dogs and killer ants can you see before familiarity breeds contempt? Top props go to the superior stunt work—Watch that waterfall! Catch that duel between Mutt and Irina astride two speeding jeeps! I’d trade all the paranormal mumbo-jumbo and space aliens for a few more scenes that connected the characters on a human level. Those looking for resolution or resonance in Indy 4 are doomed to the temple of disappointment. Spielberg and Lucas aren’t upping their creative game, they’re taking care of business.


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53 Comments


Kernaghan | May 29, 2008 6:20 AM

Lucas has raped my childhood once again.

Nmar | May 27, 2008 4:41 PM

Saw the movie Sunday, as a popcorn flick, I'd give it about Three and a half stars, as an Indiana Jones movie, sorry 2 and a half.

liem | May 25, 2008 6:01 PM

i actually agree with travler. however, i don't think the movie would have been quite as bad if it weren't so anticipated. people expected more than the movie could deliver. however, i loved shia in the movie; it would be probable that if there's another indiana jones installment that he would step into ford's shoes as the new hero. kid's and diehard indie fans will enjoy this- anyone else might feel disatisfied.

rocknrollisheretostay | May 24, 2008 4:14 PM

I thought the new Indy movie was same old, same old. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a great family movie, as all Indy movies are. Spielberg and Lucas did an aweseome job with the action scenes and the portrayal of the time era. Although it wasn't as great as Raiders, I do think it will rack up big box-office earnings because of the 19 year wait. And I do agree, the alien thing was a little corny but i guess they wanted to twist 1957 with 2008. With that said, maybe the next Indy movie will be held in the 90s and Ford will be wearing those bright neon coloured jackets?

Chris Skiles | May 23, 2008 3:44 PM

Entertaining? Check.

Good? Absolutely not.


WAY too over the top... EVEN for an Indiana Jones movie. The review was right. I was as excited as anyone for the new one and was thoroughly disappointed. Indie was too old. Too many bad clichés. Like he said... we waited all this time for....this?

All and all...... total let-down.

Marty J | May 23, 2008 7:04 AM

There was absolutely nothing unlikeable about this movie. It was the most fun I've had at the movies in a long, long time. Peter Travers has never like anything I've looked forward to, mainly because he's a pretentious nobhead who can't just shut up and enjoy a movie. And this film actually had better characterization than the original trilogy. I don't care about Travers opinion at all because he's yet another one of these delusional morons who thinks Spielberg and Lucas 'destroyed the soul of Cinema'. Well, guess what, I don't want to spend my hard earned money on some dreary, gloomy, downbeat Batman film. Jackass.

Greg Eaddt | May 23, 2008 12:36 AM

I saw it today and the article is right on. Sad to say I am disappointed. Too much special effects and too futuristic for Indy Jones.

Sujan, Kent, Ohio | May 22, 2008 7:31 PM

The movie was ambitious, and too ambitious for its own good. Gone are the heart pounding action and chase scenes. Its now a lot of CGI - albeit well done, but again too much.

The plot was stretched with kid, amnesia, romance, love, wedding, in some order that was as unneeded as the extras he dragged along for the adventure.

Ford was good. Cate was not. Shia seemed ready to take over (in the next or the next one). Ray Winstone was better in Beowulf, animated. It wasn't the cast that was the problem; the story (or the imagination) was a mumbo-jumbo that even Shyamalan could not have conjured.

It had it moments. But the moments did not add up even with the superglue that Speilberg and Lucas tried to put this 'tthhing' together with.

Yes it will makes it m(b)illions, but it will not be something that will go down in anyone's books. Or even in the annals of restroom graffiti!

Anonymous | May 22, 2008 3:13 AM

hated it!

Btowndude | May 22, 2008 2:51 AM

I just saw it, and it what he says is right, but...it does suck!

DCDiva | May 21, 2008 8:15 PM

it's one man's opinion. dial it down a notch, people.

Brian de Palma | May 21, 2008 6:13 PM

Peter Travers sucks,he said that king kong was a good movie WTf?? this indy movie is gonna make 200 millions in a week and i'm sure its goona be great. Spielberg-Lucas can't go wrong.

Bo | May 21, 2008 5:24 PM

Actually I think Travers is a much better reviewer than Ebert, who spend so too much time on summarizing the plot, so I can't even read him any more and he should be called a summarizer in my opinion. But than -- these are just people who are passioned about cinema, who like to watch movies in large quantities and -- who love to think and write about them. As is Indiana Jones just a movie. I too have seen it and I don't think of it any better than of the first three. But it's also not worse. I quite liked it. The aged Harrison Ford acts very well in portraiting a field man, who has practice in his blood and can't say goodbye to his hat. I think this aspect of "neverendness" was covered very nicely; not in the script, it's the subtle element of acting and the plot.

Stan | May 21, 2008 5:08 PM

I love how reviewers try to crap all over an anticipated movie, just because they saw it early. Big deal, you have a chance to see a preview screening, wow, you are so special. Jackass

SLAPPYSLIM | May 21, 2008 4:38 PM

I'm not here to slam Travers, BUT he flip-flops. He gave "Star Wars Episode II" a quite positive review upon its release ("...the dark fantasist in Lucas makes a comeback...."), then backtracked and called it awful not much later. This is far from the only example. While it's never a good idea to trust a critic's opinion, take Travers with an extra large grain of salt.

Charlemagne | May 21, 2008 4:15 PM

Shouldn't we all be doing something a little more productive with our time?

cory Laing | May 21, 2008 4:13 PM

just a movie people.

Romo | May 21, 2008 12:25 PM

While I think Travers' review is probably going to be pretty accurate--I mean, c'mon, Lucas has the hand of death--I agree with a previous comment: Travers did "cream" all over King Kong, which was mediocre at best. The running with the dinosaurs bit--ruined it for me.

Pedro Travers | May 21, 2008 9:56 AM

Travers is nothing more than an agent provocateur. He spins his bullshit web reveiws about each movie and then sits back a watches each side slam each other. In the grand scale of things his job is as imortant as a Wal-Mart greeter. He reminds of children from divorce that have learned to work each end againt the middle. Go see the movie and enjoy it for what it is---a movie.

Tony S. | May 21, 2008 7:05 AM

Worked on Indy III from the very beginning, the search for young Indy's house, the train, locations along the track etc... so I have a bias; Indy III was the best of the lot, period.

Mark | May 21, 2008 4:01 AM

It's a safe bet this movie is WAY better than Iron Man. For starters, Spielberg actually knows how to craft action sequences.

right here. | May 20, 2008 9:34 PM

"nice"-- I couldn't have said it better myself. I love people who are like, "you suck! I hate you! You're a terrible reviewer and should die....catch your next post tomorrow? Awesome." Why waste your time if you think he's crap? I just don't get it....


Mandela | May 20, 2008 8:37 PM

Well, one thing is for certain. There is a lot of passion out there about this movie. I don't think I've ever seen such negative reviews of a crictic's review. Especially for a movie no one posting has even seen. So maybe it's not as good as even Temple of Doom. Maybe it's not even as good as Iron Man. But when was the last time anyone talked this passionately, or defended so passionatley an Indiana Jones movie? Advice, go in expecting to be dissapointed and you'll probably enjoy it. Otherwise I'm just impressed by the hatred this movie can inspired for it's critics.

ShakeSpeare | May 20, 2008 8:35 PM

Well I didn't understand what peter mean't by this. Please explain better in your next review. Should we spend are hard earned cash to go see indy4 or should we all just wait for the real summerblockbuster Dark Knight. Please let us know, the public.

Ben | May 20, 2008 8:34 PM

In the end, this should be viewed as an audience movie. Anyone criticizing the movie because it's not like the first one, or that it's not as good as Munich or Schindler's List. As long as the audience enjoys, then Ford, Spielberg, Lucas and company will have done their job.

At least Peter liked it. James Berdanelli gave it 2 out of 4 stars (ouch!). But then again, he gave only 3 stars to There Will Be Blood.

I'm trying to keep my expectations at bay. I am still patiently eager to see this one.

nice | May 20, 2008 7:11 PM

I love how people post on PT's review, bash him, and state that nobody cares what critics think. Right - that's why you bothered to post in the first place. Because you don't care - wow.

Sorry not every critic loves a movie that you've hoisted into the heavens, despite the fact you haven't even seen it yet.

Sure, its just one critic's opinion, but at least he has the benefit of having seen the movie. You crystal skull loving, critic hating message board troglodytes have nothing to go on but your own vitriol. Where else would you expect him to express his opinion, if not in the very column he was hired to pen?

I don't care for a lot of Peter's reviews (mostly because you can tell that when he checks out of film, he checks out of a review) and it would be nice if I personally found indy4 to be gratifying when I have a chance to see it...

...BUT this is Peter's column, and comments like "STFU Travers" made in the name of Roger Ebert (like he'd counterendorse you) helps identify you as the anonymous schmuck we all thought you'd grow up to be. Yep, even mom hated you.

John | May 20, 2008 2:04 PM

To Mas:

Anyone who says King Kong sucked is obviously an idiot and has no opinions worth listening to.

hang the critics | May 20, 2008 12:27 PM

Oh sure I go see movies based on what has-beens & never-weres have to say in a magazine that stopped mattering decades ago.

Mas | May 20, 2008 12:25 PM

I usually go along with Travers; however, he creamed all over King Kong, a movie that sucked. Ever since, I've taken what he's said with a grain of poop.

critics R worthless. | May 20, 2008 12:24 PM

Who cares what critics have to say?NO ONE.Critics do not make or break a movie(outside of thier heads!)critics are just failed hollywood rejects.Some create others write about creators.

Truth | May 20, 2008 12:18 PM

This movie looks like a gigantic piece of crap. The dialogue sounds way too corny, and the idea that aliens are involved just sounds stupid.

Plus, in terms of story, I see no reason to have made the fourth movie. I get that Indy is old now: what else is there to make a movie about?

Jon G. | May 20, 2008 12:15 PM

I like Travers' work - and I never forget that this is STILL the magazine who trashed Zeppelin and STILL undercuts STP.

savvy | May 20, 2008 9:49 AM

travers review goes by HIS opinion, if you want to know how good the new indy movie is, watch it yourself and come up with your own conclusions. To each his own! not everybody has the same taste, and maybe its not what we all thought it would be, lets just be glad they at least attempted another one. and if its sucks. it sucks. so what if its not as good as the other 3? When we hear Indiana Jones we'll just be thinking of his past 3 fab movies. just go by your own opinions before you judge something you havent yet seen.

Mark | May 20, 2008 4:34 AM

Travers isn't exactly reliable on these sort of things. I'll wait and form my own opinion on Thursday.

Tim Pipinich | May 20, 2008 2:02 AM

This comment is responding to Mikey Mouse's comment on the scores:
Actually, the scores to these films changed immensely and were quite distinctive. The Raiders score introduced the themes and set a new standard in adventure music that has influenced great composers of today and their scores (John Debney's score for Cutthorat Island, Elfman's scores for Spider-man, Zimmer's scores for Gladiatior and Pirates, etc.) The Temple of Doom incorporated many new tribal and percussive elements to reflect the primitive nature and brutal treatment of the cult figures. The Last Crusade had some incredible new themes for the young Indiana Jones played by River Phoenix, a great new theme for the Nazis entitled "Scherzo for Motorcycle and Orchestra" and an excellent motif for the Holy Grail, which was much more reverant than the suspenseful warning themes associated with the Ark of the Covenant. In fact, the Last Crusade only plays the Main Raiders theme a handful of times. Sure, Williams has a style and he "copies" himself, but he always stays fresh and relevant for today's films. Copying oneself is usually referred to as an individual style; the man no longer has to prove himself when he has created virtually every recognizable film theme in history. Personally, I am excited for this film and the score that accompanies it. While Raiders is the classic, I think my favorite is Last Crusade. Yeah, it mimics Raiders a lot, but Indy doesn't seem like Indy without Nazis and a religious artifact and the chemistry between Ford and Connery is priceless.

Dana | May 19, 2008 9:22 PM

If groundbreaking un-formulaic plot phrasing are what you're Jonesing for, why on earth are you focusing so much of your attention on this, the FOURTH film in a series?

Were you expecting Citizen Kane in a fedora?

There was film criticism before the web. | May 19, 2008 8:09 PM

Have some respect IGNORANTS, Peter Travers is a legend, one of independent films last troopers on the mainstream.

Travers is not part of the Gen-X so called critics that came out on the internet exploition, he 's got 30 years of cinema journalism behind him (even before Rolling Stone asked him to join
the mag).

Check your facts before posting.

Brian | May 19, 2008 7:03 PM

Ebert gave "The Phantom Menace 3 1/2 stars also. Still feel good about it?

Mikey Mouse | May 19, 2008 6:20 PM

Sounds like fun. What more was anyone expecting?

What about John Williams score? You mean the one that's going to sound like the score of the last three Indiana Jones movies? How much did the scores on any of those change?

fil | May 19, 2008 4:08 PM

does this guy actually think he's witty in his reviews? i can't respect a moron that says "Everything looks raided from the lost ark of the three previous Indy hits." Really? Seriously? Hey Peter, how's all those "laugh bases" in High Fidelity treating you?

JasonTHX | May 19, 2008 3:22 PM

I mentioned in an earlier post that one of the key ingredients of the indy films is the bright, sun stroked look by cameramabn Douglas Slocombe. Spielberg has been working With kaminski since Schindler's and sometimes they do magnificent work (Schindler's, Minority Report) and not great work (The Lost World, The Terminal.)I feared a little when the explosion scenes in the previews made this look a little like the battle scenes in Private Ryan. The cold, sleek, washed out look worked great in A.I and War Of The Worlds but not for an Indy film. Even Catch me If You Can had a striking color- ful pastache to it. That might be my one quibble with this movie. I'm still pretty Gaw-damn excited about seeing this. 19 years is a looong time to wait. And I hear Harrison hasn't been this alive on screen since The Fugitive.

billy crystals | May 19, 2008 3:04 PM

i love how so many of you are putting all your faith in roger ebert's 3 1/2 star review. i didnt know he did anything else besides two thumbs up or down.

travers is one of the best critics around. i got your back petey

luke | May 19, 2008 2:14 PM

peter travers liked "no country for old men"

i liked the character development in that

and lack of substance

Joe | May 19, 2008 1:48 PM

Well, the review makes the movie sound mediocre at best but it's Rolling Stone, and these guys don't know what they're talking about at least 60% of the time so my mind is still open.

Nmar | May 19, 2008 7:52 AM

4 more days baby!!! Can't Wait!!!! Long live Indiana Jones!!!!

Dan | May 18, 2008 9:41 PM

Roger Ebert gave it 3.5/4 stars. So take that! (Cracks the whip)

Zak | May 18, 2008 9:29 PM

Well, this is RollingStone. No mention of William's score. Really poignant for a music magazine blog. Yeah, yeah, yeah "RollingStone isn't just a music magazine". Obviously Indy's music has never mattered and music in any of the soundtracks haven't been of consequence when talking about the films. Way to go.

Daniel Chandia | May 18, 2008 9:27 PM

I think I finally understand the problem we've all been secretly fearing here. It's not because Harrison's older now, it's not the new faces in this film either. Bottom line, Hollywood isn't what it used to be. From what I've heard, Spielberg has tried to keep the look of this film as true to the original trilogy as possible. And what an accomplishment, considering he's working alongside Lucas, who tried his best to turn Steven to the dark side. Digital, I mean. And of course, the look of Steven's films have changed over the years too (compare Jaws to Minority Report). I'm wondering... what the hell did David Koepp write that was so great it beat out Frank Darrabont's script. That at least that explains where the character development went. Right out the window. If Spielberg is anything for certain, he's an entertainer first and foremost, and as long as I can sit through this movie excited and amazed, forgetting about how much I got ripped off at the concession stand, I'll be more than happy. This time around I'm sure it's like you said, their business is entertaining audiences, and they're taking care of it.

Doug | May 18, 2008 8:11 PM

Are you serious? What in the first 3 films, gave you characterization? Spare me the longing for more scenes to put them on the "human level". Its Indiana Jones! The great adventrue!

Spoilers!!! | May 18, 2008 7:10 PM

Please alert us on potential spoilers next time.

cory laing | May 18, 2008 6:07 PM

By the way roger ebert has posted his full review and gave me a huge sigh of relief, 3 1/2 stars out of four stars, impessive by my standards.

cory laing | May 18, 2008 5:53 PM

Comparing this film to national treasure makes me cringe, seriously. X-files was a great show so im not sure of the frame of refrence there, but regardless this is terrible news indeed. I like everyone else had high expectations for indy 4 in wich I knew could never be reached, but I expected better than this. Hopefully full review can explain more, but I am still pumped to see this movie no matter what the critics say!

Walter Kaplinski | May 18, 2008 5:29 PM

Lucas and Spielberg,had the money and names already, so they decided to let Robert Watts do all the work, keep peace, and make the hits, while the two bosses did whatever they do behind closed doors.

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