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So it's over. Won't have much to say here, since I just got done writing a piece for the magazine following a long day and night of travel and my brain is therefore in full melted cheese mode right now.
On my flight from Atlanta to Phoenix yesterday evening I sat next to a McCain supporter from Georgia, a retired military guy gone into sales. We were both watching the returns come in on Delta's in-flight TV service. When news flashed that the polls had closed in Florida, he turned to me.
"I bet those people in Miami-Dade‚ will be supporting Obama big-time," he said, apropos of nothing.
In Phoenix a few hours later, at a very somber McCain "Victory party," another retired Air Force officer railed against the new regime. Obama, the man said, will "demoralize the armed forces" to the point where "we won't even exist anymore."
I asked him if he really thought Barack Obama would intentionally destroy the military and ruin the country just because deep down inside, he hates America that much. The guy shrugged.
There are still a lot of mixed-up, terrified people out there who went to bed last night in a panic about what "those people" will do now that they have one of their own in the White House. When I finally got to watch a replay of Obama's speech in my hotel room late last night, it occurred to me that it's those people who were actually the big winners in this election. Why? Because a lot of them are going to wake up a year from now and realize not a whole lot has changed. And quietly, when no one's looking, they're going to relax a little.
Or maybe not. But it's a nice thought. And that's all I'm allowing myself today.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but it's been a privilege to spend the last 18 months or so on the campaign trail, watching all of this unfold. It was a dirty, vicious, corrupt, unbelievably bitter and angry story that month after month exposed all of us at our very worst and least forgiving, and besides that it went on like that for what seems like forever. But it was exactly the painful and exasperating nature of the journey that made the ending last night so incredible.
Anyway it is time for me to collapse. And not a moment too soon. Note to my readers: if you happen to see me in the street, and hear me mention the year 2012 for any reason, please shoot me on the spot. Until then, enjoy this day. And congratulations to anyone who worked on the Obama campaign, you earned this moment.

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Jason Rosenholtz | November 28, 2008 2:09 AM
Hey Matt, just wanted to let you know, you mentioned 2012 in your latest article on Franken.
So, I am sending you an e-kick-in-the-balls,
John M. | November 15, 2008 8:05 PM
On a whole nother note...Remember when Georgia invaded their breakaway province and the Russians retaliated by invading Georgia? What do you know about the connection of McCain's campaign guy and the Georgian president, and the rumors Georgia was encouraged to start something so there would be a crisis involving Russia that McCain could exploit during the campaign? And are there numbers of how many people were killed or hurt during that time?
Keep up the good work, Matt
Bobbie | November 14, 2008 1:53 PM
Job well done, Matt.
johnhay | November 13, 2008 7:35 PM
The people of the United States should be extremely thankful that the best man for the Oval office, will now become their 44th President on January 20th 2009.
The rest of the world could see Barack Obama's fine abilities clearly and early.
Change for the better is coming to the USA, and the country will never be the same again.
Best Wishes from Australia
JH
www.tellingthoughts.com
Dave | November 9, 2008 1:11 AM
This was my fifth election. With 1992 — when I was 21 — my first election, I never before felt so damn good voting in a presidential election. In fact, normally a swing voter I went ahead and expressed my desire to see no Republican elected in my home state of Michigan. (I wish, for the moment, I lived in Rep. Joe Knollenberg's district; ah well, he did go down in defeat.) But rather than a Democratic Straight Ticket check-off, I went political race by political race. Just so that I could get to the presidential race and physically indicate there my vote for the Barack Obama-and-Joe Biden ticket. Man, what a thrill. And he won my state by nearly 3-to-2 (57 percent).
childrenstylenolisawesome | November 8, 2008 11:40 AM
medicine tastes bad, what I don't understand is, how did Reagan "stop our addiction to borrowing" when he was running up gigantic deficits?
Slabo | November 7, 2008 8:52 PM
To the post above from "medicine tastes bad"....
Sorry, the Keynsians proved that you Friedman-ites are wrong. FDR's kensian New Deal recscued America from the conservative Republican Great Depression 70 years ago. Reaganomics (Friedman-voo-doo stuff) unraveled New Deal success and then Clinton fixed it. AND then W. did a friedman/Ayn Rand move AGAIN. Gonna take another Obama/FDR/Kensian to fix it AGAIN !
Debbie Cottrell | November 7, 2008 6:29 PM
Mr. Taibbi: I first saw you on Bill Maher's show where your book "Smells Like Dead Elephants" was introduced. I thought you were a shining star of fearless eloquence on the show and so I bought the book. I loved the book so much I subscribed to Rolling Stone. I agree with Todd Palin: Taibbi in 2016!!!
medicine tastes bad | November 7, 2008 3:52 PM
Adam, economically, Reagan actually was awesome.
You're mischaracterization of it does not hold up to legitimate economic rigor. It's like suggesting that because it gets dark when humans get tired, we cause night to happen when we sleep. Correlation != causation. In truth, we have been ruining our currency and with it our economy and Reagan had the balls to stop our addiction to borrowing and creating more money. It was painful, but the end result was much better(not to mention much more moral).
Ignore the Keynesians and the exploitative thieves who profit from manipulating currencies and redistribute property. They are right that their way can be very economically stimulating, but they don't tell you the consequences of that form of interference or who exactly benefits from it. Listen to guys like Peter Schiff, who not only explains this whole economic mess, but predicts it before it happens with flawless accuracy.
melissa | November 7, 2008 2:17 PM
matt,i'd just like to thank you for the outstanding reporting you have done from the campaign trail. have a good long sleep. you deserve it.
potted meat | November 7, 2008 12:37 PM
saw you on Imus on the Intrepid this AM..........good show........
I hope you get into the 'bailout' with your investigative/sceptic glasses on, and in full focus.
Lot's of BS out there, Matt. Get it exposed.
Thanks for all the hard work.
PM
frostymalt | November 7, 2008 10:20 AM
Hey, Sleepy, there's a senate runoff in Minnesota. One of the candidates is funny; the other is Al Franken.
Hurry, because Midwest funny is REAL AMERICAN funny. Like Garrison Keilor.
Or Joe McCarthy.
MUSH, Fido!
RobtheStudent | November 7, 2008 8:43 AM
I'll admit it. I voted for McCain. I consider myself a Democrat..more or less..but I did like McCain's stance that gov. is too big and it needs to be scale back to become fiscally responsible. I also never could latch on..like so my have..to Obama's message. To me he presented himself thru an amazingly well crafted media campaign and with expertly written speaches. That doesn't matter. Its over and he won. I've actually been very interested in OBama forming his staff and what not, its the first picture of him I'm getting as president and not a bullshitting politician trying to get in the White House. His victory speech, I thought, was terrific for everything it wasn't. Obama had that crowd in his back pocket. He could have whipped them up into a frenzy for his own satisfaction. But instead he calmed them down, told them its a long road and that he will stumble and (yes he said it) fail. He showed humility. THat character trait has been missing from the White House for a while and I felt good to see it back.
Adam | November 7, 2008 4:30 AM
DRP 103 - Reagan was totally awesome dude! Tripling the national debt was the best way to jumpstart the economy....which actually went into recession in the early 90s, and then expanded for 8 years, while the debt actually was paid down...wait a minute, who was president then?
Tara Trask | November 7, 2008 12:17 AM
I still can't decide what was more entertaining through this election, you, or "McCain's Brain". Thanks for the spot-on observations and the acerbic humor. Rarely do I await commentary the way I've awaited yours.....and most importantly the timliness of your observations...just as I started to think something, you directed your lense on it and brought it into a focus I couldn't conjure on my own. Get some sleep.
Clyde | November 6, 2008 8:23 PM
I am already in withdrawal.....
Koondog | November 6, 2008 7:47 PM
Definition of a cynic: An idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been ripped from his face and smashed into the ground, thereby improving his vision. Really enjoyed your coverage of the campaign, Matt. You see more clearly than most others.
DRP103 | November 6, 2008 4:55 PM
Obama's speech was pretty cool! I'm holding my breath, though.
I read an article on MSN that compared Obama to Reagan, and it made SENSE! Read it. Reagan may have been a bit of a dick, but he gave the country hope and created a raging economy that reigned supreme through out the 90's. So, lets hope the same thing happens a decade from now.
Seriously read it.
Chuck Hardin | November 6, 2008 2:54 PM
Matt, you are my patron saint, the Patron Saint of Cynics. Keep it up. (not that...the insight on the widespread bullshit in our system is what i meant.) I'm with Tom F. above. From "The Great Derangement" to these RS articles, I always feel better -- more hopeful -- after reading these things that maybe, just maybe, as long as you're calling it like it is - and there's enough of us cheering you on -- that perhaps there is enough sanity out there to get us through. And as you always point out, somehow we do. Amen, brother.
Al D. | November 6, 2008 2:09 PM
Do you need an assistant?
Scot S. | November 6, 2008 12:27 PM
Stop being such a slacker, get back to work!
Anonymous | November 6, 2008 12:20 PM
don't you mean 2010?
Tom F. | November 5, 2008 11:43 PM
Thanks for the great reporting Matt. Your articles have kept me sane.
Also you have created the greatest catchphrase of all time when you were on real time with bill maher back in january. You were talking to tony snow and said "I wouldn't trust you people to tell me the fucking time!"
I use this line pretty much every time I hear a Republican talk about Iran or Hugo Chavez or any other bullshit terrorist threat.
Heather M. | November 5, 2008 10:56 PM
You've earned a good rest. Enjoy
John Beeler | November 5, 2008 8:45 PM
You must have taken the right combination of drugs this morning. That was really nice.
Todd Palin | November 5, 2008 8:40 PM
Taibbi in 2016!!!!!