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Meet the Mets

May 8, 2009 12:15 PM

On Tuesday night we were watching the Mets game, dreaming about when we'd make our first trip out to their new CitiField stadium in Queens, when we got a text from the Strokes' Julian Casablancas -- a fellow Met lover -- inviting us to Wednesday's series-opener against the Phillies.

Julian had scored prime seats -- directly atop the Mets dugout -- through his management. We couldn't believe it! We had the best seats in the house! (By the way, the hot dogs are amazing, with a plethora of delicious condiments.) If you happened to watch that game, you would have seen plenty of Strokes sightings -- every time a left-handed hitter stepped up to the plate, we were on TV!

And the game was awesome. Our ace Johan Santana threw a gem and the Mets snuck out with a 1-0 victory.

Anyway, the point of this post is this: If any of our readers out there ever have extra tickets to a Mets game, let's go!

Front row or back row, we're not picky.

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6 Comments

yayaya | May 14, 2009 5:05 PM

again. awesome. wheres the fucking news on the new record?

yayaya | May 12, 2009 3:21 PM

wow. awesome. i hope you guys had the common sense to ask him how their next album is coming along because i don't see that conversation posted on here.

the man | May 9, 2009 4:46 PM

Mets suck....Be jealous of the World Phucking Champions

Omvig | May 8, 2009 7:43 PM

That sounds so awesome!

#1 lead singer in rock
#1 writer in music
#1 sport in the world

Hot dog and a brewski at a ball game right now would be superb.

Great post Austin!

Glimmer Twin | May 8, 2009 1:13 PM

Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
way back to New York City
where you do belong
Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses,
legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl,
I'm gonna make you scream all night.

Honey, honey, call me on the telephone,
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
with your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine
got to get you in their books
And lead guitars and movie stars
get their toes beneath your hook.

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star,
a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star.

Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's,
now that's what I call obscene,
your tricks with fruit was kind a cute,
I bet you keep your pussy clean.
Honey, I miss your two tone kisses,
legs wrapped around me tight.
If I ever get back to New York, girl,
gonna make you scream all night.

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star,
a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star.

Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
for givin' head to Steve McQueen,
yeah, and me we made a pretty pair,
fallin' through the Silver Screen.
Honey, I'm open to anything
I don't know where to draw the line.
Yeah, I'm makin' bets that you gonna get
(you man) before he dies.
(John Wayne)

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star,
a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star.

TheCoz | May 8, 2009 12:41 PM

Philadelphia Phillies all day long! Hey Austin, you and I should go to a Mets-Phils game in September so you can see them choke away a playoff spot first-hand! Just kidding...sorta