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Fade To Yellow: Cop Pisses on Metallica Fan

January 27, 2009 10:48 AM

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A police officer in Brewster, Massachusetts, was suspended after he was caught urinating on another Metallica fan at the band's recent gig in Boston. 

Officer Joseph Houston, one of Brewster's finest, whipped out his wang and pee-peed on somebody. When security guards attempted to throw Houston out of the TD Banknorth Garden arena, he refused to leave. 

Apparently ripped to the tits and reeking of hooch, Houston tried to flash his badge in an attempt to reenter the arena. 

When he was denied, he allegedly referred to a fellow policeman, who is black, as "Obama." 

Score one for the era of personal responsibility!


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4 Comments


donks | January 27, 2009 9:27 PM

Maybe he spilled his beer and didn't pee on anybody. Someone would have seen him whip-out his wang. Let's get all the facts before we bad mouth this poor kid.

Marty | January 27, 2009 8:22 PM

Cue the song, "Bad Boys..."

mr.bummer | January 27, 2009 7:10 PM

huh....a metalica fan.....ya don't say?

Pipe | January 27, 2009 1:23 PM

this shit rocks!

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