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Stephen Colbert V. Kanye West

December 3, 2008 11:38 AM

Last night, Stephen Colbert declared war on Kanye West

Colbert has released a Christmas album titled, A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All, and to his dismay, it has only reached No. 16 on iTunes. West's album, 808s and Heartbreak, sits in the current top spot on the list, forcing Colbert to launch "Operation Humble Kanye."

"I’m furious that an egomaniac like Kanye is beating me," Colbert said. He then reminded everyone of Kanye's recent holier-than-thou statement: "I will go down as the voice of this generation of this decade."

Colbert's response? "Sir, you are not the voice of this generation of this decade. In fact, with all the auto-tuning on your records, you’re barely the voice of your own albums."

Ouch! Colbert then said Kanye has the same influence on this generation as Crocs. Ha! 

Colbert finished the bit by asking everyone to purchase his album on iTunes tonight at 5 PM, saying, "This is war, and I'm calling for a surge."

Kanye responded to the attack via Twitter, saying "Who the fuck is Stephen Colbert?"

We love you Kanye, but you can do better than that. 


UPDATE: Stephen Colbert's Christmas album is now beating Kanye's 808s and Heartbreak on iTunes! Looks like "Operation Humble Kanye" worked!


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53 Comments


Teabag | March 11, 2009 11:38 PM

Imagine what rap would sound like if rappers read books...??? Instead of rollin down the street smokin indo, with their mind on their money and their money on their mind. Maybe they could make a valid usefull political statement. Maybe they could steer misguided youth away from being gangsters and pimps. Maybe they could coax respect for elders, respect for women and respect for right and wrong out of their highly impressionable listeners??... yeah right. Rap is centered around crime, drugs, disrespect, self indulgence, demoralizing women and pissing and moaning about how hard it is to grow up in the hood. Anything else wouldn't sell in this "niche" market they`ve created for themselves..... getting back to "self indulgence". ....Has anyone ever heard of a benefit rap concert that supports a worthwhile charity like "Illliteracy in the inner city". NO. The last thing these rappers want is for their listeners to read a book, or a news paper or just to learn how to read period. Most people who are well read don`t have the time or stomach to listen to morons ramble on in simple simon r-rated nursery rhymes about slappin ho`s and shooting at each other..... by all means,... PLEASE read a book.

Cheuh | March 11, 2009 9:29 AM

Ye is the truth

Think. Use your B-r-a-i-n! | March 10, 2009 11:07 PM

If you think rap sucks then you're probably close minded. Go read a book. If you think rap is the best genre ever you're probably close minded too. Listen to other genres.

yup | March 2, 2009 12:32 PM

man you people really need to get a book n read. You guys watch too much TV and listen to too much music. Anyways who is Kanye and Collbert? Get a book.

Tyrone | February 24, 2009 12:42 AM

Kanye is definitely a joke,and a racist. I`m sure he`ll continue to provide plenty of material for Stephen Colbert, and any other comedian, or regular joe who is in the mood for a good laugh. Why did Estelle let him rap over her pop hit? he has connections (drugs) his own label and an established following of musically retarded ghetto birds and wiggers..... You want to impress people Kanye? compose some real MUSIC or play an instrument (WELL). A tone deaf brother from the hood who can talk fast to an artificial drum beat doesn`t impress me or most individuals with a background in MUSIC. Kanye`s talent and appeal is right up there with Britney Spears. Ride that train Kanye. I can`t wait to watch the episode of "Behind the Music" on MTV when your officially a hasbeen and you`ve partied all your money up the nose.

A normal person | January 18, 2009 2:52 PM

Rap sucks, Kanye sucks, anyone who thinks differently can die in a hole for all I care.Metal is the best and can beat any rapper WITH EASE!!!! It's just the population has become retarded and braindead so they listen to people talk fast with a fake drum beat. You know, the people they can "relate" to.

Wow | January 18, 2009 2:47 PM

You're a muscician and you say Kanye's album is the best in the world? You also use words like "hater" and shit.. what kinda muscician are you? Beat-boxing?! LOL

Woooooooow. Check this kanye haters. | January 11, 2009 1:03 AM

people calm down Kanye didnt even write that "Who the F*** is Stephen Colbert" he doesnt even have a twitter. He even made a blog post saying that daaanngg. and besides that if you actually listened to him youd understand that he said that he was arrogant and he used to only care for the awards, but now he just wants to put out what he feels...hes a completely different kanye than before...you should listen to his new album if you think otherwise. essppeecciallly Pinnochio Story.
-Chitown always.

Sam | December 23, 2008 2:25 PM

This shit gets so old.

Kanye Sucks | December 11, 2008 2:34 PM

According to "not a hater", its everyone else's fault that West is a cocky, arrogant bastard. Yeah, that makes a load of sense. It's also everybody else's fault for him being terrible in concert, if he decides to put the drugs away long enough to show up in the first place. Blow that line, Kayne, and keep being the ignorant dick that everyone thinks you are. Stephen Colbert 2012!

lol not knowing who Colbert is? | December 9, 2008 12:40 PM

For anyone not knowing who Colbert is, do you not watch comedy central? Get with the program

Ummm | December 8, 2008 12:04 PM

Seriously, Kanye is a waste of HDD

not a hater | December 8, 2008 2:54 AM

Who is Colbert? I don't know who he is either...and I stay informed. Kanye's new album is one of the Greatest of this Decade!!! Hands down! I am a musician and I don't give many props. Kanye may be conceited...but who cares? I don't. When you get hated on all your life and you finally get the chance to prove what you can do...you may rub peoples noses in it. I ain't mad at him for that. IF people stopped hatin' and just stayed in their nosey (I don't have a life so I'm just going to talk about what other people are doing) lanes, then maybe he wouldn't have become so cocky, it's you skill-less haters that made him that way. If you could do better, your opinion would mean something to someone, but you can't....so shut up and listen.

danman | December 8, 2008 1:17 AM

haha. he's gonna keep doing this until he gets Kanye on the show. Colbert will prob challenge him to a freestyle battle. lol. i like them both though.

chill haters. | December 7, 2008 6:45 PM

when kanye said, "who is stephen colbert", he wasn't pretending to not know who he is. he was saying that he doesn't matter. i would disagree, but maybe colbert doesn't seem significant to kanye or his world view. while not every one of kanye's songs is to my liking, he does have more talent in his little finger than half of the people making music on big labels today. that being said, he is arrogant as hell.

thethinman | December 7, 2008 10:01 AM

Rap -
a bunch of people talking, not singing, about mostly things they shouldn't, to music they mostly stole from someone else. Oh yeah they can rhyme too.

Jeff | December 6, 2008 8:14 PM

Stephen Colbert is funny because his talent makes him so. Kanye West is funny because his lack of talent makes him so.

Sick | December 6, 2008 12:30 PM

Mainstream rap sucks anyway. Colbert is just a funny dude. Did Kanye not see the White House Correspondent's Dinner? Colbert sonned the president. Kanye was out of his league from the get go. Comedy prevails every time over douchebags.

logistics | December 6, 2008 12:15 PM

Lol

When Colbert asked Jimmy to play celebratory music upon the success of "Operation Humble Kanye", the song Stronger played. Then he said, "Wow that was a great song. Whoever wrote that is a genius. Everybody should buy that"
Lmao

Daft Punk was sampled in Stronger, so according to Stephen T. Colbert, Daft Punk are geniuses. I never thought the day would come.

Anonymous | December 6, 2008 9:52 AM

The only way I would buy an album by someone as shite as Kanye West is if he drowned himself in his own urine and recorded it. I would even buy the 'making of' DVD.

Tyrone | December 6, 2008 6:14 AM

Isn't Kanye the idiot who said the bible needed to be re-written with him in it?

darter22 | December 6, 2008 3:34 AM

Kanye, you think you are going to win a war of words with Stephen Colbert? You are taking a butter knife to a gunfight.

Gold Digga | December 6, 2008 2:55 AM

I ain't saying she's a gold digger...but she ain't buyin' YOUR cd, ni...(well you can fill in the blanks)

KanyeIsATool | December 5, 2008 9:16 PM

He might be right about George Bush and black people, but he's still a giant tool. He's like the short-bus kid that never realized it.

Farktard | December 5, 2008 7:22 PM

Kanye West is the voice of the next hamburger commercial, keep kicking ass Colbert!

smokey_420 | December 5, 2008 6:42 PM

hahaha, kanye needs to lay off the sniff n blaze a phatty n realise wot a fool he is!!

colbert for UK PM 2009!!!

Matt C. | December 5, 2008 3:45 PM

Let's hope this turns out better than his showdown with Rain.

jonster | December 5, 2008 3:44 PM

kanye is definitely a bit of a drama queen, but you've got to give him a little credit for ripping on himself on SNL.

"this pumpkin cost a million dollars!!!"

thcbear | December 5, 2008 3:36 PM

"not sure why you guys are taking this so seriously and attacking Kanye?"

Because he treats his fans like crap. a lot of people came to see him at Bonnaroo this year but he was too busy putting stuff up his nose to get on stage. thats a great $300 ticket!

KANYE WORST

Karma | December 5, 2008 3:03 PM

Hey Kanye- What duh duh duh does not kill you will only make you Stronger!

Middle America Sux | December 5, 2008 3:01 PM

Kanye didn't do anything, what do you mean he has to chill? Jealous? He writes one line in Twitter in reply because he's getting inundated by reporters who never saw the episode.

Anyone here actually SEE the episode? Its taken out of context, his comments were in Colbert's usual sarcastic comedically ego-tistical fashion. Its his Christmas album people! He's joking about the fact its actually in the top anything!

BKizzy | December 5, 2008 2:54 PM

You're all hilarious.

Seriously! Stephen Colbert has the attention of millions of people every night. He is able to "round up his forces" as he pleases.

So, to that? Props. Go Stephen!

Hell, I bought the album on iTunes so I helped :)

The Other White Bubba | December 5, 2008 2:42 PM

Stephen Colbert doesn't care about hacks, people.

/color be damned
//jigga WHA?!?!?

Bobbles Reality | December 5, 2008 2:25 PM

Colbert could have done better.

He was going for #1 and he made it to #2.

Kanye went from #1 to #4.

They both got beat by someone else... who?

luralily | December 5, 2008 2:15 PM

When Steven Colbert tells his fans to do something, they do it. Seagle Colbeagle the Eagle is still a mascot for the Saginaw Spirit hockey team.

THE KING | December 5, 2008 1:58 PM

"I will go down as the voice of this generation of this decade."

HE BECAME FAMOUS FOR SAYING THAT BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.
MY FRIEND TROY HAS BEEN SAYING THAT EVEN LONGER THAN KANE , BUT IS TROY FAMOUS BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSES MISERY ?... NO

Floridafish | December 5, 2008 1:55 PM

I was watching the Colbert Report when he made this request and I remember thinking "I'll bet that he pulls this off". I'll be damn if he didn't get it done. Colbert is a powerful man that's for sure. Kanye not so much.

Kanye West | December 5, 2008 1:55 PM

Hey yo. Iz was jus chillin like a villin wit mah millians yo, and this heer whyt soupremust Colburt starts gittin all up in mah face yo! So like he best be steppin off or Iz gunna hafta bussa cap in hiz ayus.

Yo.

Peace out frum da voic of da generashun.

Brie | December 5, 2008 1:53 PM

Colbert is hysterical!

Eddie | December 5, 2008 1:42 PM

This could well lead to the greatest rap battle in the history of The Colbert Report.

patrickbateman | December 5, 2008 1:41 PM

kanye is a douche bag

mighty311 | December 5, 2008 1:33 PM

Who the fuck is Kanye West?

WOW | December 5, 2008 1:33 PM

You are all simple. Colbert has the #1 record on itunes, Kanye has the #1 record on the planet (according to billboard.) Colbert is funny, and so is Kanye, not sure why you guys are taking this so seriously and attacking Kanye. . . Y'all sound kinda jealous to be honest. . .

Kanye West | December 5, 2008 1:31 PM

I just got skewled like a dropout. By the way, I really do luv the album, I was just, you know, a little embearusted.

n0dna | December 5, 2008 1:20 PM

Kanye is a comedian too. His "talent" is a joke.

bashido | December 5, 2008 1:17 PM

At least stephen can show up to events on time. kanye at bonnaroo was the biggest joke ever.

Kanye, get off the drugs (sniff sniff)

Someone | December 5, 2008 1:17 PM

Kanye is an idiot so it figures he wouldn't know or pretend not to know who Colbert is...

Ivysaur | December 5, 2008 1:16 PM

Methinks middle-of-the-road pop rappers need themselves a big fat serving of humble pie in their escalades.

ManofLogic | December 5, 2008 1:16 PM

Who is Stephen Colbert? Really Kanye? That's all ya got? Ummm, he's the guy that gets to talk to this generation via television for 30 minutes 4-5 times a week. Jealous much?

worrytron | December 5, 2008 1:14 PM

Stephen Colbert doesn't like black people

kelbean | December 4, 2008 2:16 PM

Kanya has nothing on Colbert..let's just hope he comes on the show and they have it out..

Fareed | December 4, 2008 12:33 PM

I totally agree with lordbean. Plus, it's hilarious that Stephen Colbert is now beating Kanye on iTunes!

lordbean | December 3, 2008 9:20 PM

Lol Colbert is hilarious. Kanye needs to chill--Colbert is a comedian, and this is what he's supposed to do. People shouldn't take it personally when they're targeted by comedians.

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