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Second Amendments Revoked

November 6, 2008 4:21 PM

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The Second Amendments, a shitty band made up entirely from members of Congress, is dismantling after the ass-whooping the Democrats handed the G.O.P on Election Night.

The band was comprised of Rep. Kenny Hulshof (R-Mo.) on the skins, keyboardist Rep. Jon Porter (R-Nev.), Rep. Dave Weldon (R-Fla.) on bass, guitarist Rep. Thaddeus McCotter (R-Mich.) and singer Rep. Collin Peterson (D-Minn.).

You know you wanna see the Second Amendments butcher "I Saw Her Standing There."