Britney Spears was spotted carrying a copy of Radiohead's In Rainbows. Below is the exclusive transcript of the conversation that led up to this historic photograph.

Britney: All this time in court has made me sluggish, y'all. I need to get to the gym, especially if I'm going to gorge myself on those crazy Tim McGraw Fritos.

Anonymous Hanger-On: Would you like to listen to some music while you're at the gym, Brit?

Britney: I love listening to music while I'm on the Stairmaster y'all, but I lost my magic box that played music.

AHO: You mean your iPod?

Britney: Whatever y'all.

AHO: Well, I've got a CD player you can borrow.

Britney: I remember CDs! I used to sell millions of those a week.

AHO: What CDs would you like to bring?

Britney: I don't have any CDs, y'all.

AHO: What happened? You had a big collection!

Britney: I got hungry, y'all!

AHO: You ate plastic compact discs?

Britney: I thought they were Fritos, y'all.

AHO: Well, let's swing by a record store on the way and we can get you some workout music.

(Minutes later, at Amoeba Records)

Britney: Have y'all ever noticed that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus look, like, exactly the same y'all?

AHO: I hadn't.

Britney: I remember when I used to be Miley Cyrus. Then I kissed Madonna and blacked out for a few years. Did anything bad happen?

AHO: Not that I can remember.

Britney: Hey! I think I found something!

AHO: Brit, that's Radiohead's In Rainbows. I doubt that you'd like that.

Britney: What are you talking about? I love rainbows! I'll bet my sister's fetus that they've got a song about puppies, too.

AHO: I don't know, Brit. This looks pretty heavy.

Britney: Nonsense, y'all!

(Britney purchases the disc, goes to work out and emerges an hour later)

AHO: How was your workout, Brit?

Britney: Not bad, though I think I'm afraid of cars now.

AHO: Really?

Britney: And I suddenly have less confidence in the president.

AHO: Oh no.

Britney: And I think our reliance on technology will ultimately be our undoing.

AHO: This is going to be problematic.

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