We get a lot of stuff at the office. Much of it is awesome: tons of CDs, t-shirts, posters — even the occasional $40,000 stereo. Last year, I got sent a spray can of Diddy’s fragrance, Unforgivable. I have kept it on my desk ever since, mostly because I think the name is hysterical. Is he serious with that? Do you want to smell "unforgivable"? As it turns out, Unforgivable smells unforgivably bad. One night, I jokingly sprayed some at a colleague to ward him off. He almost threw up. For hours thereafter, people would walk by my office, assume a horrified expression, and ask where that awful odor was coming from. At this point, it's like mace. If someone pisses me off, I just hold up the can as a threat and they'll do anything I say. Thanks Diddy. You're the man.