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Nuts On Makeovers

Psycho Les and Ju-Ju give Jenny Jones guests beauty tips

Posted Oct 12, 1999 12:00 AM

What do the Beatnuts know about makeovers?| Apparently enough to crack jokesbackstage at the Jenny Jones show. As part of an episode taped today, TheNuts were featured snapping on guests who had previously received makeoverson the show. Unfortunately, taking a page out of the Tammy Faye Baker bookof beauty, some of the guests reverted to their old, heavy-handed ways.

Ju-Ju and Les were stationed backstage, making comments about the guestsbefore they went on to face the audience's scorn. The first recipient ofthe Nut's ire was Kizzie, a zaftig young woman from North Carolina, who'dpreviously appeared on the show discussing her propensity for dressing likeDJ Quik's bodyguard. After receiving a more feminine look on the previousepisode, she'd regressed to once again looking like a male gangbanger."Westside!" they yelled at her. Once on stage, she had no reservationsproving to the audience that she had a mouth to match her look, telling themthat she didn't "give a fuck" what they thought.

Next up was a pretty young woman from Milwaukee whose distinguishing featurewas her Technicolor weave. "Everything is tight," Ju-Ju said, as he and Lesheld up a miniature Christmas tree and ornaments, "but I feel likedecorating her hair for some reason."

The next guest arrived from San Diego with more makeup than Macy's. Les andJu were well equipped with a hammer and chisel and more punch lines than BigDaddy Kane. "We're here with the Cakeface Killer," Ju quipped. "Looks likeGoldilocks on drugs," Les added.

The final guest was a Minnesota man whose wife was on the last showcomplaining about his less-than stellar hygiene. After returning toMinnesota and his filthy ways, Psycho Les and Ju-Ju came to the rescue ingas masks, spraying the man with deodorant. "Damn, are you hiding a dead catunder there," Les said, pointing to the man's soiled lumber jacket.

The Nut's finished the show with a performance of "Watch Out Now" and thensigned autographs and posed for pictures with the fans. Ju-Ju reallyenjoyed his appearance on the show. "It was cool," he said. "It was a newexperience, we're underground niggas."

Ju-Ju said he is interested in making more television appearances,especially on Jerry Springer. "I want to hook off on Jerry," he saidlaughing. - Adam Matthews


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