Los Angeles Laker, rapper, TWIsM founder, and actor Shaquille O'Neal allegedly choked a woman outside a nightclub in The Magic Kingdom, FL. The case was put on hold when Shaq-Fu's accuser, a Disney World employee, disappeared. But quicker than you can say, "Kazaam! Shoot, Pass, Slam," Orange County police officials located her, re-interviewed her, and pressed charges of battery against the Man of Steel.

A spokesperson for Shaq Diesel denied the validity of her claims, accusing her of, "simply looking for personal gain or to get [her] name in the news," causing one to wonder, "What's Up Doc?" - Werner