New Kids on the Block

March 22, 2007 (Boston, MA) In the wake of Sylvester Stallone's public acceptance as a believable sixtysomething heavyweight contender, Donnie Wahlberg, Jordan Knight, L'il Joey and the rest of NKOTB reunite for a Broadway musical version of their life stories. Interviewed in the lobby, members of the audience exclaim "I'll go again and again and again!" Follow-up questions reveal they are referring to the restroom.